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middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is
Excuse you middle school may have been simpler in your time but these days it can be so brutal. Had you read three Steinbeck books by the time you were thirteen? Probably not.
well if troy can tell his secret than i can tell mine
I’m writing a novel called what am I supposed to do I want him to be my friend I’ve been leading him on I’ve been ignoring him bc I don’t know what to do I just liked that he liked me how am I supposed to go to this party if he’s there and it’ll be awkward but it’s one of my best friends birthdays and sunset airport can’t miss so awkward what can I say
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
I’m waiting until they start making romance movies about douchebags falling in love with nerdy girls and having to give up their swag for love
you know what kills me, what really haunts my deepest darkest dreams? harry using lumos at privet drive in prisoner of azkaban to do his homework. WARNER BROTHERS! Harry Potter WAS NOT ALLOWED TO DO MAGIC OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL. THAT’S WHY HE RAN AWAY AFTER BLOWING UP HIS FUCKING AUNT. Do you understand the MAJOR continuity problem in your adaptation of this billion-dollar book series? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later
same with Aladdin and jasmine!
And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.
Also Tiana and her prince were together as frogs for an indeterminate length of time before they married.
Tumblr gets schooled by the Disney fandom
Also let’s not forget Aurora was betrothed (which uhh, was a thing and some places still is).
Cinderella had to be locked in her home away from her prince whilst she knew he was looking for her.
I love how no one is trying to defend Ariel and Snow.
When Ariel was permanently turned back into a human by her father, we don’t know how much time passed between that day and their wedding.
Snow was under the sleeping curse for at least half a year. Remember the lovely commentary animated films used to do? At the end of the film, it states, “The Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.” Additionally, it shows changes in season.
And finally we don’t even see a marriage between The Prince and Snow.
I love this fandom
hot topic has some cool stuff but its embarrassing just walking in that store tbh
thank you so much for putting this into words
Walk into hot topic like what up im not a scene kid
Walk into hot topic like what up im only here for the Disney stuff because the Disney store doesn’t make Tangled clothes for adults very often